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Anonymous asked: you are one of the funniest people on tumblr ever!
Anonymous asked: dennis i think you are perfect
there’s this teacher at my school I have this MASSIVE gay crush on omfg he looks like ricky martin I don’t care if people say he’s mean and nasty I would let him wreck my anus
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How I got diarrhea today:
It was lunch time, and I could feel a sharp pain in my stomach but I didn’t actually think I had to go and have a bowel movement, but as soon as the period 5 bell rang, my rectum literally shivered and it was telling me I had to go.
I then had the most awkward conversation of all time with my religion teacher:
Me: Sir, I need to go to the toilet, could I please get a pass Sir: Okay, but be...
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kevin rudd exist now as prime minister
but only in my memory
fags at school: hey I smoke weed and get wasted every weekend
me: sometimes when my mum tells me to get off the computer at 11, I get off at 11:05
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